Monday, February 9, 2015

themusicaddict's Reviews of Music, Movies, TV, etc.

Hello,

Recent media I've experienced:

1) "Get Low", a movie starring Robert Duvall and Bill Murray. Duvall turns in a performance for the ages, he's absolutely fantastic. Murray also does a great job as well, playing a very muted performance, not his usual manic performance. It's a bit of a slow movie, but well worth your time. Grade: B

2) "Snowpiercer", a movie that came with a stellar reputation. However it was so boring and humorless that I fell asleep while watching it. I haven't seen the last half yet and honestly it's not worth my time. Grade: D-, it didn't get an F because there are some cool visuals in it.

3) "Project Almanac", a movie that turns out to be exactly what you think it will be. It's slightly above mediocre, not the worst way to spend two hours of your life. Grade: C+

4) "Romance In The Outfield" is a movie made for the conservative Utah market. It's unbelievably bad. The acting is okay, but the dialogue and story are extremely stupid. The story relies on a series of dumb misunderstandings that would make "Three's Company" proud.

The woman I went to see the movie said after the movie that we should have went to see Sponge Bob, definitely!

There's only one thing to recommend this movie and that's the gorgeous cast. That cast is highlighted by one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Her name is Lauryn Kent:

Miss Kent looks amazing in these pictures, but they do not capture how amazing she looks on the movie screen. Too bad you have to see the awful movie to get the full impact.




























Sorry this is all I can show of this movie and not feel like I'm subjecting you to pure torture:


5) Season 1, Episode 4 of the "12 Monkeys" television series. After a pretty amazing first couple of episodes, the show has slowed down. There are still 9 more episodes to go of this season and it feels like this first season will be stretched out farther than it should. Cautious grade: C, but that will probably change before the end of the season.

6) Olive Garden's fettucini, oh my goodness that's so good. Grade: A+

7) This past season's Super Bowl, that sucked! Grade F. Whoever decided to not have Beast Mode run for the 1 yard, Grade F-.

themusicaddict

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